From The Desk of Thebadias A Stard - The embodiment of and only hope for the United States of America.
Hello, America! It’s me, Thebadias A Stard, the embodiment and only hope for America! I am here to tell you that my very important show, “America The Podcast”, will be returning on July 4, 2021, albeit in a different format.
What does that mean, you are absolutely asking? Well, you’ll have to find out when you get there. Or just check the advertisement on Instagram and come to your own conclusions. But that’s not all!
You are now going to be forced to hear “America The Podcast” every week until my regular hibernation in January. You can catch new and old episodes on your podcast app of choice such as iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and the like. You can listen at Shway Media if you're feeling frisky. But wait! There’s more!
All of Rapid Fire News will now be released on TikTok and Instagram every Friday around 6pm beginning the second week of July. My team will add those very important videos to YouTube as well. You can also catch my very important video segments such as “Did You Know This”, “A Bit Of Advice”, and my new segment, ”Stop It'', on YouTube and Instagram TV every other Sunday starting in July. I’ll likely be making use of Twitch in the coming year.
Now, it has come to my attention that some of my listeners cannot physically watch any of my very important video content. Well, fear not, my visually impaired citizens! Every bit of audio from our videos will be included in our biweekly mini episodes for you to consume like a good little American drone.
I have also been informed that I have fans who may have a hard time hearing my magnificent voice, despite me shouting “America” at the top of my lungs frequently and without ceasing. Again I say fear not! Whether you’re reading this statement on social media or are a podcast listener with friends and family that need my very important words in their lives, “America! The Podcast” has your back!
Unlike Clubhouse, I want you to be involved in the conversation and to know what very important words I am shouting. Therefore, all of my new video content will have subtitles going forward and my team is working tirelessly to get subtitles added to past videos as I shout. Subtitles will be added to the YouTube versions of the America! The Podcast episodes as well. I will also make transcripts of my very important words and very important episodes, past and future, available at AmericaThePodcast.com in the coming months - so be on the lookout for that.
Thank you for listening and/or reading, America! I will be in your ears and/or eyes again, July 4, 2021. God bless, America and God bless, You. Good night.