A Bit Of Advice for the Democrats and American People Regarding the Filibuster

"A Bit Of Advice" Original Air Date - October 17, 2021, on Tik Tok and Instagram Reels.

Hello America! It's me - Theb A Stard - aka the embodiment of and only hope for America! And I've heard a lot of talk lately about killing the filibuster so I have a bit of advice. 

To my friends in the Democratic Party, ie the party that controls both houses of Congress and the presidency, I have a bit of advice regarding the filibuster. 

Listen, I like causing chaos as much as the next person. Roger Stone and I once started a riot in Florida during the 2000 election when we both knew full well that  Vice President Al Gore had already won. 

But the chaos that is the filibuster is getting a little old. 

I know most DNC candidates run the risk of losing their 2022 elections. And obviously, if the Republican Party were back in power, they would abuse the lack of a filibuster on day one, which is a terrifying thought that would keep most people up at night. 

Not me of course. I’m a billionaire who sleeps on a bed of money and benefits from either party being in charge. But what I don’t benefit from is a dysfunctional economy. 

By removing the filibuster, you could pass multiple bills that would stimulate said economy. You could also add in protections to those bills that would prevent future GOP leadership from tearing down the progress you, the democrats, could potentially build up - progress favored by the majority of Americans. 

So give killing the filibuster a tried Democrats! Maybe something good will come out of it! Or maybe you'll repeal it and then lose your congressional leadership in 2022. 

Because let's face it, the Democrats are terrible at winning elections and the GOP, once back in power, will create their fiery Christo-fascist hellscape they wet dream about - a potential hellscape that can be totally avoided if the Democrats repeal the filibuster ASAP and passed progressive policies like the for the people act.

And lastly, I have a bit of cautionary advice to the American people who are urging for the filibuster’s repeal, which is simply "Be careful what you wish for". 

This has been “A Bit Of Advice”.



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