These days the news can come at you as fast as you would expect a racist to judge a black athlete for prioritizing their mental health over a sporting event. Well, I am here to shout it at you even faster. This is “Rapid Fire News”!
After uncertainty, the Senate GOP has agreed on major issues in the already bipartisan infrastructure bill. In a related story, the political party that holds both houses of Congress and the presidency is still being strong-armed by the political party that caused the January 6th Capital Riot. Next!
GOP Representatives staged a maskless protest in the capitol after a new mask mandate was put in place. Upon hearing this, Delta Variant itself released a statement saying quote, "I cannot believe how easy these idiots are making it for me. I cannot wait to get at those lungs!" End quote and next!
President Joe Biden has ordered that all federal and military personnel receive the COVID-19 vaccine or be tested on a regular basis. This is indeed an incredibly difficult choice to make - either get a vaccine that will likely save your life or have a Q-tip shoved up your nose every week. Decisions, decisions.
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