ORIGINALLY AIRED ON INSTAGRAM TV ON AUGUST 7, 2021
THEB A. STARD
Hello America, it's me - Thebadias A Stard - aka the embodiment of and only hope for America. And now it's time for my very important, very new segment, "Stop it"!
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THEB A. STARD
To my friends in the GOP, it has come to my very important attention that you are being less than secretive than you used to be about suppressing people's voting rights. I know I turned a blind eye to all of this when I was a member of the Grand Old Party, but what can I say? I like to win! It's just who I am. But at least we weren't being so obvious about it when I was there.
Instead, you in the GOP are being way too upfront about it. So to that I say... stop it. In 2021 alone, the GOP in 43 states put forth bills aimed at voter suppression and surprise, surprise, they're not aimed at white voters. That's way too obvious! Whatever happened to the sneaky Roger Stones and Oliver Norths of this country?! You're all starting to look like a bunch of fascist white supremacists.
Ah, there are several fascist white supremacists currently holding elected office? Who? Oh you mean workout guru, Marjorie Taylor Green, scarecrow in a skin suit, Jim Jordan, and "alleged" pedophile, Matt Gates. Do we still have to say alleged at this point? It's pretty obvious, right? We do still have to say alleged. Got it. Hmm.
Well, to those butt munches, I say stop it. You're making the country look bad and making me look bad by association. Oh, the country already looked bad in the first place? But what about the purple mountains majesty above the fruited plains? Oh, right. That was pro American propaganda I helped create.
Well, fine. Just give people the right to vote anyways. Maybe you'll still win. I mean, who wouldn't want to adopt the beliefs of a party that pushes QANON conspiracies and refuses to get vaccinated against COVID-19? Ah, yes, I hear it now. I see why the GOP still needs to cheat. But the right to vote is in the GOP his favorite listicle - the Constitution. So a lot of you are either hypocrites, white supremacist, or both. You know, it's probably both so check and made I guess.
To sum up my very important words, I shout once again - Hey, GOP! Stop it! Just stop it! Racist assholes. This has been "Stop it".
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