It's the War On Christmas season and Theb A Stard (as well as the State court of Texas) thinks the "America! The Podcast" staff and guest stars deserve a Christmas party!

Hear from characters featured throughout the years of "America! The Podcast" in this years’ War On Christmas Spectacular!

Today, Theb A Stard and Tim seek out the proxy to Roberta Gordon, the Embodiment Of And Only Hope For The Great State Of Georgia. This episode has nothing to do with hip-hop…for now.

Today, Theb A Stard and Tim are in Atlantic City and head to Club P Stank to speak with Johnny 'Six Toes' Caparelli, The Embodiment Of And Only Hope For New Jersey!

Today, Theb A Stard and Tim spend some time on the Jersey Shore before needing to go to the hospital. Why? Listen and find out!

Today, Theb A Stard and Tim The Producer seek out Esther Chavez, the embodiment of and only hope for the great state of Pennsylvania! On a related note, Esther is also the daughter of Punxsutawney Phil of Groundhog Day fame.

In this first episode, Theb A Stard and Tim The Producer head to America's first state to seek out Dave Richards, the embodiment of and only hope for the great state of Delaware!

Theb has received a phone call from the Illuminati letting him know he has lost his powers! The cause?! One of the State Embodiments voted AGAINST our host during the Embodiment Of America Voting Ceremony! Confused?! Well, hit play for some great American clarification!